Insult: I'm going to put your arm in a sling!.My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you.Īnswer: Ungh.Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do. Only once have I met such a coward.Īnswer: Ungh! He must have thought you everything you know. Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.Īnswer: Aaagh! I thought that the bean dip had strange taste.Grrr Ungh!Īnswer: Ungh! Yes, yes, I know: It's a three head monkey. Insult: You arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!Īnswer: Aagh! So THAT'S why your scratching.I'd go see a vet.Insult: I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.Īnswer: Aagh.! It's too bad none of them in your arms!.My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces.Īnswer: Grrgh! I'm surprised you can count that high! Aargh! Insult: Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape.Īnswer: I would if it would stop your WINE-ING!.People consider my fists a lethal weapons.Īnswer: Ungh.! Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned. You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life.Īnswer: Ungh! I'm shocked that you never gazed at your wife! From the size of your gut I guess they were all eaten! Today by myself twelve people I've beaten.Īnswer: Grrr. Use the various insults to win the insult arm wrestling and you got yourself a navigator. Then ask him about Insult Arm Wrestling, ask him to join your crew once again, and challenge him to insult arm wrestling. Cheese.Īsk him to join your crew to travel to Lucre where you'll meet with your wife's lawyers. Offer the pretzels to the catapult operator and when he leaves, tinker with catapult controls. Now go to the Governor's Mansion, and use the inner tube at the funny-looking cactus. Pick up the Jerky Pretzels at the drunken sailor's table. Talk to the dart players and get them to hit the balloon.

Then go to Melee Town, into the SCUMM Bar, go to the back and look at the balloon. Go to the Harbor and pick up the popped inner tube. Act I - Things to do on Mêlée When You're Dead Turn to the loaded cannon on the right and kick the coal to it. Look at the brazier of hot coals and use it.

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